zmccord: it's been years and i still miss her. i still have her corpse...
"Who's been foolish enough to actually take good notes so far?" - Cummings
(in HOT compilation)
student: I work on the MATLAB compiler.
crary: I'm sorry.
student: Well, at least people use my language...
class: OOOHHHH!
On Dtella:
<chaos> worrms
<silentalias> search fail @ chaos
<~NavyBot> Ouch, that's sharp.
<brian> !announce the big bang theory season 2 episode 15 720p mkv (search "Episode 15 - The Maternal Capacitance")
<*> ~Brownt0wn slaps |silentalias around a bit with a large trout
<QBsneak23> !new
<*> ~perfinion slaps Brownt0wn around a bit with a large salmon
<*> ~Brownt0wn hangs head in shame
<*> ~perfinion laughs maniacally
<*> ~Brownt0wn measures his dick and smiles
<*> ~Brownt0wn yells ANTON LEEBOOOOOOOWWWWIITTTZZZZ
I know more about your gender than you do. -mrwright
alisag: You're not the brightest barrel in... the bulb...
mrwright: Neither are you, it seems!
dmgordon: My life next semester will be defined by two letters - O. S.
bharvey: (Completely different conversation.) Yeah, it only takes about ten seconds.
onehundredtwenty: <@mrwright> gwillen_: also, play ass
gwillen_: <onehundredtwenty> Disregard that, I suck cocks.
sully: <sully> I love being misquoted!
"Do the thinkers, think about the doers." - dkb
<Adamchik> Warning: This lecture contains explicit mathematical content that may be shocking to some students!!
<Efaust> Generating functions gone wild!
\newcommand{\fish}{\alpha}
\newcommand{\germanletter}{\beta}
\newcommand{\upsidedowncursivel}{\gamma}
\newcommand{\lasso}{\delta}
\newcommand{\tornado}{\xi}
\newcommand{\pitchfork}{\psi}
\newcommand{\vagina}{\phi}
\newcommand{\vaginaunderconstruction}{\varphi}
- archimedes314, in Psyfe's livejournal.
zss3: You're engaing in ilicit acts with a Toblerone...
zss3: The Sweedes did not intend it for those purposes.
alisag: Did I ever tell you about my friend Joe who wound up in the hospital due to paranoid schizophrenic reactions brought on by dropping 9 tabs of blotter acid at once? Note: Dropping four tabs over a lifetime is enough to count you as being clinically insane.
mtomczak: No, you never told me about your friend Joe who wound up in the hospital due to paranoid schizophrenic reactions brought on by dropping 9 tabs of blotter acid at once? Note: Dropping four tabs over a lifetime is enough to count you as being clinically insane. If you told me about him, you could have referred to him as "Nine tabs of acid" guy and I would have known who you were talking about.
zmccord: Properly speaking a flameout would have something to do with the engine.
Xander: That sounds like a really, really unpleasant venereal disease.
Bridget: Wouldn't they use foam for that?
jwilcock: Why is it that every time I make out with someone I find a pube in my mouth?
downstairs neighbour we didn't know was standing outside: ::drops keys in shock::
* bblum setting up his character
* bblum just rolled d2 for gender
<bblum> now to roll a bunch of d26 for my name
<bblum> and then 3d8 for chmod :P
"I think I would fuck Nathalie Portman before you, Psyfe." - Shawn
"I'm actually not really insulted by that." - Psyfe
< mrwright> Hey everyone. What rhymes with "crash" and does so all the time?
"So I pushed "test" and the lights went out." -gwillen
< eleather> ttuttle: ping?
< mbrewer> ping: timout while trying to reach ttuttle
< mbrewer> --- ttuttle ping statistics ---
< mbrewer> 1 packets transmitted, 0 recieved, 100% packet loss, time 300000ms
[gkesden in 15-123 I]:
student: ...I could deal with that by casting constness away...
gkesden: It's my job to teach you coding guidelines. What you do with them is between you and God.
<DarkhVorTeX2> Elly's kids would grow up very disgruntled.
<Elly> huh?
<DarkhVorTeX2> ``Mommy, where do babies come from?''
<DarkhVorTeX2> ``Read the spec''
< robomancer> i <3 the irony of this video - teargassing students while in front of buses displaying "pittsburgh welcomes the world"
< robomancer> link: http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-333226
< jbenedetto> Pittsburgh welcomes the world with TEAR GAS MOTHERFUCKERS.
::Professor Meyer's cell phone goes off, during Quinn's lecture::
Quinn: "Nerds, turn off your cell phones."
sshropsh: Why you would ever bleach something you are sticking up your vagina, I don't know.
"Diffie-Hellman was discovered by two guys in the 70s; one was named Diffie; the other, I always forget..." - Ian Goldberg, at the OTR talk
<mackey> Only in America could "are you trying to get smart with me?" be an insult
<nwf> Dear Halting Oracle, do you halt? Love, nwf.
csitesbo: What class do YOU have in scaife?
csitesbo AND car: DEVIANCY!
RNGCrypto: as head CA it should be that when I say: "jmp" my CAs should jmp, instead they just "noop"
< sully> as a 410 TA, I spend a lot of time dealing with people who have troubles meaningfully communicating in the environment they have placed themselves in
< sully> because they can't speak C or English
< sully> or frequently both
(gkesden in 15123, regarding the students forkbombing the unix servers)
gkesden: so, in the aftermath of last semester's disaster, Computing spent $40000 upgrading load tolerance of the unix servers. However, I don't accept this to solve anything, because we can create new processes faster than they can upgrade the unix servers...
<pfriedma> We #define our own sense.
O_RDONLY? YA_RDONLY!
-mrwright
Bothersome male student: "I was just saying, your shirt complements the color of your eyes."
mtelgars: "Yeah, thanks. We'll have sex after class."
"So you're on a desert island with the rum and coke and Hitler..." -- Sileo
"For all you know, I've already spent my birthday money on three hookers! But I'll only be able to deal with one at a time... just like every year..."
pwg: Knuth arrows! That could be a dong!
"Pedophilia... it's not just for breakfast anymore." - Scott
hljohnso: This is ugly.
cgerling: You're ugly.
hljohnso: You're a virgin.
< jwatzman> if kjones tries to sexile me i will knife him :-P
< perihare> its better than me shutting out my roommate to work on 212 alone
< perihare> he got TeXiled
< kjones> it's better than when i got kicked out of the krogan's room when he had a lady krogan over
* kjones got wrexiled
< kjones> or when my brother built an enormous structure out of modular plastic components to keep me out of his room
* kjones got k'nexiled
< joshua_> oh, yeah, right, when Eric kicked me out because he was working on compilers
* joshua_ got lexiled
< Zannick> i once kicked my roommate out so i could play myst iii on the giant screen
< Zannick> he was exiled
< joshua_> nsaphra stopped selling drugs to someone since she wanted cash instead of a sex toy
< joshua_> he got t-rexiled
< perihare> speaking of 212 i lost points for using imperative calls in my function
< perihare> i got side-effectsiled
< Zannick> fox has driven all of their advertisers for the uk broadcast of one of their shows
< Zannick> they got becksiled
<joshua_> push %rdx ; push %rdx ; push %rdx ; push %rdx ; leave ; pop building ; lahf ; call $911
jmink: I grab the cat by the scruff of its neck.
phoenix: ... Roll your dex. The cat rolls its strength.
"I don't understand why you find this so hard. I say it right almost half the time!" -- Professor Quinn, after repeatedly confusing which reference frame an event was being measured in
student, upon realizing error: OH! MOTHER--...
Kesden: FUCKER!! ...wait, we're not playing fill-in-the-blank?
< sully> fuck kernels are due on wednesday
< rbraun> what's a fuck kernel?
< ttuttle> rbraun: It's the lower-level code that runs on humans even when they're fucking and therefore distracted from most other things.
< mrwright> ttuttle: firmware, you could say.
< bblum> what are you doing on g7 horse
< bblum> you're not fianchettoed
< bblum> you can't even move diagonally
< Elly> I'm blocking my own bishop on h8
< Elly> because I am...a h8r.
"While [halting the program] was correct, it had the side-effect of causing the rocket to explode." - Peter Lee, re: Arianne 5.
"You have other perks. Which are often perky"
"You should stop talking now.."
<huginn> mkehrt needs to wake up with a squid in his butt
